Comm Day Bliss

Yesterday was Comm day. It was wonderful. But I will never forget the lunch that we had. Brittani introduced me to Leslie, who is a doll. She was so so nice. I love her. Then Asa came and joined us. It was a pleasure! A few more people joined us and we enjoyed their company. Then at a neighboring table a kid that was wearing a sweater and sagging his pants out of existing. I noticed that his butt was really flat. It wasnt that I was attracted to him but that he was right in front of my zoning area. I was actually not attracted to him in the slightest. All the sudden his shirt was up and he was showing his tattoo. It looked fake, but upon close inspection by Asa we came to know it was indeed real. It was rain falling into a puddle with plants growing out. Then he said that he had more on his back and butt. The next thing I know Brittani says Yeah lets see it and he turns to the side and pulls down his pants to reveal his entire butt and cheeseburger tattoo. It was hilarious as all the girls looked away. And Brit and I stared on. So yes its true I was mooned in the busiest time in the Crossroads cafeteria at BYU-Idaho. Who would have thought. And then Bobby the Butt Boy started talking about his wife, that we are still unsure about the existence of her. Its great it really is. Did I mention that Bobby has a mullet? Well its true!